i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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