Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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