I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
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Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
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Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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