just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
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I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
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ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
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