Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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