There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
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He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
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He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
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