I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
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