He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
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i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
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I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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