Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
I party with great urgency now.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Randomize
