talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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