I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
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He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
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Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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