I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
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Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
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Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
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