like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
We left the knife in your bed.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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