i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I woke up this morning with "guy in polar bear j.crew boxers" written on my stomach along with a 5 digit phone number...
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
I think I sprained my soul last night
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
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