Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
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