Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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