Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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