Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
