Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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