yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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