he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
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