I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
wow bdsm is so cute
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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