I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
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Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
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Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
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