Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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