walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
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