This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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