we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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