Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
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