WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
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Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
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Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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