I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
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