3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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