4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
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dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
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shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
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