Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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