Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
So apparently I’m into choking now
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