he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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