i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
is it fun? or sober?
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