how can u be prego again
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
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the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
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It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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