I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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