did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
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