can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
Randomize