so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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