only if we run a train.
done.
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
Randomize
