I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
it's like heaven, but drunker
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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