So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
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