i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Randomize
