in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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