Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
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I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
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So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
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