No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
she smelled like a LAN party
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
Randomize