when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
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When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
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I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
I had to switch to male Siri because I could feel female Siri voice judging me for reading my sexts out loud. Also, the dude voice keeps me in the mood.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
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