What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
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You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
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I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
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