we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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