If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i permit you to call me
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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