You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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