Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
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We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
She needs sedatives and a leash
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I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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