she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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