I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
Randomize
