Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
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