you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
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